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Thee Peter Parker

The Peter Parker is the act of busting a nut in your hand blowing it in the face of the chick like a kiss and then wiping it on her face as you dismount it is it is the Spider-Man with style 2.0
She had so much joy as I gave her thee Peter Parker

Cheek busting Peter Packer

A normal man who has spent time in prison and has become a raging sex crazed homosexual lunatic.
Big Herco: Why is no one calling Tim to go out anymore
Ved: after he spent some time in jail, he has become a Cheek Busting Peter Packer
Big Herco: Keep those cheek busters away from me, don't care if they are Packing or Gazing

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.
Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

Peter Parkered 

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.
"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."
Peter Parkered by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

Peter Parked 

When you deepthroat someone and she’s face up upside down like when spiderman kissed Mary Jane
Hey Gerry I Peter Parked my dick in Lissa last week, how about you
Peter Parked by Asdfgtio66 November 4, 2019

Peter porker 

Someone who role plays as Spider-Man for love making.
I won't were that costume Peter porker
Peter porker by Spooderp March 22, 2016