When one attempts to go to the washroom in a public place, but cant because there is to many people in the room.
person1= ok ready to go
person2= no we need to find another washroom i got a bad case of performance anxiety in that one.
person2= no we need to find another washroom i got a bad case of performance anxiety in that one.
by SidneyShaaw May 1, 2009
Describes an item that far exceeds your needs or any practical purpose, but costs a ridiculous amount of money to convince you it's necessary.
by Salmonella the pizza man May 24, 2011
Nicky is a adult performer who posts pornographic pictures of herself and sells them online to pay her rent money.
by JaneDoe1234567 July 24, 2020
Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"
by Uncle Joosie December 28, 2021
All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.
I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.
by Ryan November 28, 2004
by nemen December 26, 2013
Performative hijrah makes people boasting when they're hijrah even though their behaviour is far from hijrah, i mean they still minding other's businesses, riya' (showing off their amal/good deeds), spreading hoaxes and hate speeches, committing riots and killing on behalf of "religion", stuck in bigotry and intolerance, you name it---even though they claim if they were "hijrah".
by Sir. B July 31, 2021