perching

When a mf be yapping excessively

Perch be perching

by Marmarontheblock June 3, 2024

Nigerian perch

To shove a perch (a type of fish) up someone’s ass hole and thrust it until the perch flares its fins and stabs the victims ass hole, acting like a barb

Yo!! Theres a perch stuck up that brat’s ass hole because Lightning M’coon gave him a nigerian perch!!!

by Darkening m’coon December 4, 2025

perch

in cardistry when a packet is beeing held intiarly by another packet. You can make the packet spin slide or something

Patrick uses this alot

The perch in that one patrick move looks so nice

by Gay = funny January 3, 2022

perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.

That perch mouth bastard over there.

by Txmem November 12, 2017

Bird Perch

Crouching above and shitting onto someone below you.

Dude, I just Bird Perched some poor man

by Papa Papa Papa December 11, 2021

Perch

Cool, a general affirmative statement

Those shoes are hella perch

by Bigdicknelly May 4, 2017

Perching

The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.

“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”

“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”

by sllubstick August 24, 2018