Penile Threat

A threat to the penis

Jess "I will punch your dick!". Dixer, "OH NO NOT THE PENILE THREAT!"

by Mr. Deafinition July 2, 2018

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Penile Beat Down

The agonizing pain and intimidation a sexually unexperienced virgin female is faced with when an erected penis is inserted violently into one of her orpheus's.

I know you think Cassie is not a virgin, but just because she dresses like a slut doesn't mean she's not afraid of the penile beat down.

by sxizzla November 29, 2009

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Penile Dementia

The phenomenon whereby your penis will urinate anywhere but where you're aiming.

Possible causes are sex, sitting uncomfortably, and having a foreskin.

Jerry: Dave, why is the ceiling wet?!
Dave: Sorry, I had penile dementia.

by Locus0mega March 29, 2011

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A Penile Intervention is a strategy used to disrupt a conversation. Timed well, it can lead to a halt in conversation, or, if your lucky, a stop in the conversation of the group for 10 whole minutes. The manouvre is performed by, during the conversation, unzipping your flies, whipping your meat 'n' two veg out, and flailing it in a wild and majestic manner about the room, hopefully ending your fiasco somewhere near the most sexually active, and preferably heterosexual, male in the group.

"I silenced my boss by perfoming a Penile Intervention in the workplace"

"I intervened a conversation between a couple of friends of mine in a penile manner"

by Becky 'Barn Owl' Barnett August 1, 2006

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