An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves penalty with his heart, body and soul. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.
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When three men have sex, each inserted into the one in front. When the one behind bangs the middle, and the middle bangs the front, their balls slap and create a pendulum effect.
by ##745## April 10, 2015
Get the Pendulum mug.The term for a saggy pair of balls that belong to a gentlemen of the older age set. Normally accompanying a broom dick.
by BROOM DICK TITS! December 8, 2010
Get the Pendulum Balls mug.A wayward piece of skin that hangs an flaps from the top of a woman's pussy. This skin looks like it has no business being there. If encountered proceed carefully if handled tongs should be used
As I went down on my new girls pussy I noticed a long piece of skin hanging from her cunt. I thought to myself maybey I should push it to the side before someone gets hurt here. I've got a real meat pendulum.
by Tissue tommy September 10, 2011
Get the Meat pendulum mug.When your balls dangle so far you can swing them backwards and forwards like a grandfathers clock pendulum. This allows you to smack a girl in their face with your balls repeatedly.
by Anal_Fister January 12, 2015
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That was some crazy shit last night. I ended up doing the Pit and the Pendulum on some girl and almost fell and broke my neck!
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