penaptacon

A storage device such as a USB thumb drive or portable hard drive that is gifted to another individual with nude photos of the gifter. The photos are generally extreme close ups or framed specifically to showcase ones genitalia aroused or otherwise.

1. Johnathon gave Hillary a penaptacon so she has something to look at while she is over seas in iraq.

2. Mark gave his new boyfriend his favorite penaptacon in hopes he would enjoy what he saw.

by Lindsay Price December 30, 2007

penacious

(adj.) looking like a penis

penis

Bananas are very penacious

by xshanniniix October 4, 2010

Penalty pastry

The worst form of Latino punishment. Its given you those who are bad and it could be filled with anything bad like paint, crayons, or even razor blades. If you refuse to eat it people are legally allowed to hit you in the face as hard as they want for up to eight years.

Maxwell if you don't start behaving well will give you a penalty pastry

by Real-person October 17, 2018

Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration

The act of a Nigga Ninja shoving 17 pencils up his ass.

Martin: My mom made pizza rolls want any?
Jerome: Sorry but it’s time for Pena-Pena-Seven-Tena-Tration.
Martin: Oh sorry but I don’t speak Nigga.
Jerome: Just let me shove 17 pencils up my ass in peace.

by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019

penal pistolwhip

When a man sexually abuses someone with a pistol

Yeah carl "penal pistolwhipped" te other day it felt great.

by Damascus succ August 10, 2020

Christopher Penaldus the 3rd

There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.

Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.

by its ya boy karim July 12, 2023

do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?

Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.

by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016