australian pedophile

Any person (typically male) that prefers small breasts on a woman.

- Based off of the hilarious internet filter the Australian government is imposing on its citizens. Pornography featuring women with small breasts is considered child porn.

Guy 1: Man, those tits are too big.

Guy 2: What are you, an Australian pedophile?

by jimjimjimjimjimjimjimjimjim February 24, 2010

pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to children.

Nelson is a pedophile.
Nelson is a pedophile.
Nelson is a pedophile.

by Jon Wing June 3, 2005

Freshman Pedophile

1. A senior that likes to hit on freshmen
2. Robbing the cradle

Kasper: Why does Ale hit on all the Freshmen
David: She is such a Freshman Pedophile

by Franco April 18, 2003

Reverse Pedophile

noun
1. A person under the age of eighteen who has sexual fantasies and/or flirts with a man who is more than five years older then him/her, especially if that person happens to be his/her teacher.

Unspecified Reverse Pedophile: "Hey Mr. LaBabe, what's your phone number?"
Onlookers:"Damn, that girl needs to stop being such a Reverse Pedophile."

U.R.P. : "Mr. X, my friends and I are having a party this weekend... wanna come?"
Mr. X: "I'm sorry U.R.P., but Reverse Pedophilism is not acceptable conduct. I'm going to have to report this incident to the principal."

by shley Thompson December 28, 2008

Bellophile

Those nice people that like war

(from latin bellum, war, like belligerent)

the world is ruled by Bellophiles

(Sting - Another Day)

by aboriginal facts May 7, 2018

Pestophile

A pedophile towards pests they are also annoying

"go away you pestophile!"

by Eno_Enerbot June 4, 2018

pedophile

Usually a male, especially from Texas. Usually with a small uncircumcised dick, looks like kermit the frog & dumber than a pile of sticks!

Damn! Dalen tried to bang all of the middle school girls last night & got arrested for being a pedophile!

by Whyrusoweird August 27, 2018