teen peen

When a guys penis is soooo small, it makes you want to turn away unable to figure out if you should laugh at him or have sex with him because you feel so damn bad!

Laura was unable to suck Scotts dick because she was laughing so hard at his teen peen.

by Alison, Laura and Erin March 12, 2004

Ski-peeing bitch

A bitch who skis downhill while peeing. Usually leaving a long, meandering, yellow line behind.

John: Look at that girl! She's peeing while she's skiing!

Joe: Yep. Cuz she's a ski-peeing bitch.

by Brastle October 23, 2011

peeing your buttsack

When someone has taken a pee and it has overflowed the buttsack.

Hey man, quit peeing your buttsack!

by The real mike jones November 14, 2014

Peen fart

Peen fart is the word describing any intolerable act affecting the reproductive areas of he/she/them.

Oh he shot me right In the coochie, what a peen fart.

by PeenMantheRealOne August 5, 2020

Peeing the toilet's pants

taking a wee in the toilet

Give me a second, I'm peeing the toilet's pants

by laddiehickelsen October 18, 2021

soft-peen-goo

Soft-peen-goo describes the discharged ejaculate from a non-erect penis. This happens when a male becomes so excited and turned on that before there is a chance to become hard and erect he blows his load.

She was about to give him a blow-job but, before she get get her lips around it a stream of soft-peen-goo shot right into her eye.

by Joey Bag-O'Douche May 18, 2010

Upper Case Peen

An erection of the peen

Wow Devin has a case of the Upper Case Peen.

by Nigel Dingleberry May 10, 2018