Pecker Holster

Pecker Holster is a derogatory term for the mouth or one who performs frequent blow jobs. It is not a polite thing to say in almost any group, regardless of the sexual proclivities of the group.

Did I hear something come out of that Pecker Holster you call a mouth?

by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

pecker pimple

A derogatory term similar to asshole or dickhead.it is also a painful pimple on ones penis fortunately are rare

Stop being such a pecker pimple and pass the potatoes.

by synspilum24 December 20, 2013

Pecker hand

Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.

Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.

by Goldermann February 5, 2017

Pecker-in-law

n. A title shared by two or more Southern gentlemen acknowledging they have had sex with the same woman.

Whudn't 'til I got drinkin' with ole Jimmy that I realized we wuz pecker-in-laws sic for damn near 15 years.

by Spank Me Again Kelly! January 30, 2005

pecker mache

The process of making porno mag pages stick together. Can also be considered goober glue.

My little brother fucked up my Hustler with his pecker mache.

by Shayfus January 3, 2008

pecker track

the trail of semen left on a sheet or matress after intercourse

Spoon loves to lick his own pecker tracks after sex

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009