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Sneeze Priest

A random person who says "God Bless You" when you sneeze but seldom goes to church and is not really religous. This forces you to acknoledge them or give the sign of the cross.
After sneezing in a public place, a stranger says "God Bless You" and looks at you with an expectaion of a thank you. Your friend says "who was that?" and you reply "I have no idea, he must be the local Sneeze Priest!"
by xctx February 26, 2009
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lord of the pies

Person who dines out on meaty pies, daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
Damn! higgys lord of the pies. The chippys out of stock
by phil knott July 30, 2007
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Miranda Priestly

1. The HBIC of the movie, The Devil Wears Prada (2006).

2. Embodies the definition of fierce.

3. Used as a threat to get what you want in a subtle, but terrorizing way.
She will Miranda Priestly the shit out of you if you don't have her coffee as hot as the center of the sun.
by regalforeground June 28, 2010
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Priest zoned

The friend zone, only worse. When your girlfriend says that you'd make a good priest. Think of it as a nice way of breaking up but without actually breaking up. While the male is in this state, he is in limbo. No one knows if or when you will get out.
Me: my girlfriend just priest zoned me today...

Friend: damn. That sucks.

Me: no shit Sherlock.
by Latin Rite September 4, 2013
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Magnificent Pies

Also with the alias Magnus Pieterson, Magnificent Pies is a mysterrious, mythical character that is found in the city of Derby.
Armed with an array of puns, gags and general chucklemunter material. A minimum 7/10 Laugh in the 'Templeman Scale' is for sure.
Loves banter with his favourite Lads.
Maginificent Pies: Ask me if im a tree
Person 1: Huh?
Magnificent Pies: ASK ME IF IM A TREE!
Person 1 : Are you a tree?
Magnificent Pies : No.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
by HinduLad May 6, 2011
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serving pies

'Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving pies?' -Future, Where Ya At (2015)
by Yung Dagger Duck June 19, 2017
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porky pies

You tellin' me porky pies?
You tellin' me porkies?
by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004
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