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Double Patriotism

When you are so patriotic that your patriotism isn't limited to one country. The haters will call it "dual loyalty" but they just don't get it.
The war in Iraq was such an inspiring example of double patriotism! George Bush spending $1 trillion dollars of taxpayer money to fight Israel's war shows that he loves Israel just as much as America! Being patriotic for 2 countries at once? That's twice the patriotism!!!
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Adolescent Patriotism Act 

On June 14, 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower signed a bill to insert the phrase “under God” into the U.S. Pledge of Allegiance that children recited every morning in school. The United States wanted to distinguish itself from godless communist countries.

Following this Eisenhower signed another bill that declared all children born after the year 1950 would be required to visit all 48 U.S. States to obtain a high school diploma. This was put into place as a way to promote patriotism in American youth.

In 1959 after the installation of both Hawaii and Alaska as U.S. states. The law was called into question as Congress was unsure of requiring students to travel out of the continental United States.
Currently American students are required to visit all 50 U.S. States in order to graduate from high school. Each student gets 12 years to complete this. They are allowed to cross their home state off the list (Excluding District of Columbia students). They must show proof they've visited the state either by photo, souvenir, or a local signature.

In 2016 Hilary Clinton argued this law was classicist and targeted marginalized communities.
Many Americans are forced to get GEDs due to not visiting all 50 states. The groups with the lowest average graduation rates were Black, Indigenous, and Hispanic.
Democrats have been calling for this law to be revoked but have been blocked on several occasions by Republicans who wish for the law to remain in action.
American: "In order to graduate high school in the U.S. we have to visit all 50 states."
Brit: "Please, that's not true. How stupid do you think I am?"
American: "No, seriously it's the 1954 Adolescent Patriotism Act."

Assisted Patriotism 

I went to court today and did some Assisted Patriotism.
Assisted Patriotism by AntiLightskin September 16, 2025

Show of patriotism 

to use a food stamp card at a store
Sam offered a show of patriotism as payment for his groceries at the supermarket.

Limp-dick Patriotism 

Type of patriotism that consists of acting like youre in a cult when talking about your country/state/city.

paidtriotism 

When a sports team, venue, or television network gets monetary reimbursement from a government funded group to promote patriotism.
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paidtriotism by ed rogers January 7, 2016

paintriotism 

Going all "I love America and apple pie" wif yer watercolors.
If I spray-doodle an image of Old Glory on da wall of a public building, can I claim paintriotism if I get accused of graffiti?
paintriotism by QuacksO November 11, 2024