chongyuns.pastel

genuinely so fun to interact with, but I gotta fight to not tell them to clam it 🫶

"yeah i know chongyuns.pastel they're so cool!"

by melanindiluc July 30, 2022

french pastel

where you draw on the vag with bright colours a smiley face then you make out with it

last night when we did a french pastel was great

by loose meat sandwich god January 26, 2026

Sculpting Paste

Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.

*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021

Pudoo Patel

Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.

'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron

by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013

Dude Paste

Like tooth paste it is a semi-liquid. A term which refers to male semen, but mainly when ejaculated into the mouth.

Dentist Says:
1. Floss 1x Daily
2. Brush Teeth
3. Rinse teeth with dude paste daily.

John: Aye girl, wanna give me some head and I'll give you my dude paste?
Amber: Well, I do love dude paste.

by bryri February 27, 2010

pastebin

A tool used by skids from a hacker forums or from twitter to find scripts to use to hit people offline.

Usually used by twitter skids for finding DDoS scripts.

Hacker1: You see any good scripts on pastebin?

Hacker2: Nothing powerful that I found.

by speakersamuel January 21, 2017

Patelogical Liar

The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.

Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.

Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.

by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014