password gonzalez

Password Gonzalez is dumb stupid to the bone. He has a pet fish he calls ‘phish’, and a dog named ‘kat’, and cat named ‘god’, his mothers name is draquais and his fathers name is elephant shit, he also has a pet pigeon named ‘calculator’ and a snake named ‘demonte the third’. Password is a real idiot

example 1
John: Het do you talk to password.
Anthony: Gonzalaez?
John: Yea
Anthony: No that guys an absolute idiot. By the way who the hell names their kid ‘Password’

example 2
Bob: Man Toni just fell on some air particles.
Gary: Please don’t be a password gonzalez

by password gonzalez October 21, 2019

Password Prude

When you're too afraid to give out your password to your friends or family.

Friend 1: "Dude what's you password for your profile, i need to upload this pic"

Friend 2:"I'm not telling you!"

Friend 1: "What are you afraid I'll do something to your profile?"

Friend 2: "No....O.O"

Friend 1: "Password prude."

by Tickleboosterz52 February 20, 2012

Password Box

An ornamental decoration applied to software to give a false sense of security.

Locksmith on phone to Security Operations Centre: "I'm pleased to inform you that we have finished converting all your door locks to password boxes". SOC Manager: "yeah thanks, they are both just as useful as each other" *hangs up*. CEO walks in and overhearing the question asks aloud "Why haven't we made 2 factor compulsory for all password boxes yet", and then everyone in the SOC runs from the room.

by CompSciFutures February 25, 2023

forgot password?

Just use a password manager and you will never have to deal with any passwords. ever.

Not Bill: "Ugh, forgot my password again. Now i gotta go through the whole "forgot password?" process"
Bill:"My password manager automatically logs me in and it also generates super strong passwords that are practically impossible to break."
Be like Bill

by Incognitux February 16, 2023

the secret password

It's please 99% of the time.

Person 1: What's the secret password?
Person 2: Please?
Person 1: No.

by dreamybullsbatukam February 17, 2023

Forgetting Your Password

A common illness with quite a few symptoms. For example it may cause swearing of the tongue, Being unable to open certain things, and a very miserable mood. It may make it hard to do many things like the simple task of checking your phone. There are two main cures to this illness. One being the one most people get is called changing the password. And the other is actually remembering a password, sadly the latter is usually much harder to get. One way to prevent this is a shot called writing the password down though it may risk another illness called theft.

Jeremy caught a terrible case of forgetting your password.

by AnInterestingWord October 16, 2023

773rd most common password

According to Wikipedia, the 773rd most common password used is the n-word with a hard r

That white boy called me the 773rd most common password !

by Alegyatrix December 20, 2023