PARKING!!!

It's the new planking.

Created on the 15th of May 2011 by Jake Hurwitz the art of Parking is to park in the closest parking space (excluding Pram and Disabled spaces) to the door resulting in the shortest walking distance to your destination. Once the park has been successfully obtained photographic evidence must be taken and the photo is to be uploaded....but remember this, if you come at the King you best be ready.
Did You see Jake's latest twitpic? He's the Parking King!
by The Parking King October 7, 2011
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To be kept waiting for a long period of time.
I was parked at the dentist for almost 3 hours before they even attended me.
by MikeSpace October 26, 2007
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A random teen who touches little asian kids while having voice cracks. He's also socially in-secure and asks for high fives every day.
"Man, Park is being such a Park, I think we should ditch him" Said Jordan.
"Park needs to stop having voice cracks"Said Alex
by Arex Krim November 14, 2008
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verb - to fail in a course or exam.
I can't believe how many students were out at the bar last night. Our entire class is going to park this exam.

Laura is going to park calculus if she doesn't start studying soon.
by Jeb Balise February 9, 2008
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A girl with the name Park, is unique, and smart. She has a kind heart, and knows right from wrong. She has a great personality. Beautiful, and wonderful. Any guy that would hurt her, or cheat on her, are really missing out, on an amazing girl! She's faithful to her significant other. She has a lot of friends, and loves to have fun! She has guy and girl friends too. She has a beautiful complexion. She's not a whore, and she won't screw you, unless you love her, and she loves you, when she's married to you. She'll probably like it rough too! She will want to put make up on her guy friends, or significant other. She's funny, and she hates cleaning!
Park is A great person beautiful smart kind
by LickMyAwesomesauces April 11, 2012
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a nerdy geek who gets horny from violently pushing buttons on his calculator
Park:

"greetings. would you like to see my calc collection?"
"I'm pushin up my buttons baby uh huunn"
by mrwabanachi September 26, 2009
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This is an expression used to describe an action of parking your car. The author of this beautiful sentence is also the great philosopher who invented another theory of justice. PARK MY CAR IN THE PARKING PAR LINKIN PARK HYDE PARK CENTRAL PARK PARK PARK
You arrive at the shopping and you say to your mom:
Mom, we need to park our car in the parking park.
Park my car in the parking park -place where you put your car
by Greekmusic01 January 17, 2018
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