The only high school in park city utah. Where everyone is addicted to one or more drugs and gets blackout drunk every weekend. Every student is required to join on or more cults who all practice curses to put on there rival school Wasatch High. There also required to flex how rich they are at all times.
normal kid: You go to park city high school. Is that why you are in 15 different cults and own 15 houses
park city kid: No need to flex but yes
park city kid: No need to flex but yes
by i’m no ordinary girl March 16, 2019
Get the park city high schoolmug. It is a high school (obviously) in Park City, UT.
Park City High School is a high school that approximately 1500 students from a plethora of socioeconomic stratopoli attend. There is an equal emphasis on both academics and athletics
Its clubs (truly) include:
-Academic Decathlon
-American Red Cross
-Art Club
-Ballroom Dance
-Best Buddies
-Game & Wildlife Hunting & Programming
-Small Percussion
-SECS Club
-Social Injustice Club
-Southnorthern Asiatic Association Society Club for the Deaf, Blind, Mute, Dumb, Moronic, Gay and Lesbian (at the same time) Prohibitionist Hermaphroditic Nymphomaniacs Daughters and/or Sons of Northern-Bound Greedy Gentlemen and Whorish Ladies Interested in Perpetuating the Notion that all Partisan Artisan Plumbers and Pipefitters of Yakustk and Milwaukee were Created to be Ensalved Under a Bald Emporer with an Unpronounceble Name in an Undisclosed Location at a Set Time.
Park City High School is a high school that approximately 1500 students from a plethora of socioeconomic stratopoli attend. There is an equal emphasis on both academics and athletics
Its clubs (truly) include:
-Academic Decathlon
-American Red Cross
-Art Club
-Ballroom Dance
-Best Buddies
-Game & Wildlife Hunting & Programming
-Small Percussion
-SECS Club
-Social Injustice Club
-Southnorthern Asiatic Association Society Club for the Deaf, Blind, Mute, Dumb, Moronic, Gay and Lesbian (at the same time) Prohibitionist Hermaphroditic Nymphomaniacs Daughters and/or Sons of Northern-Bound Greedy Gentlemen and Whorish Ladies Interested in Perpetuating the Notion that all Partisan Artisan Plumbers and Pipefitters of Yakustk and Milwaukee were Created to be Ensalved Under a Bald Emporer with an Unpronounceble Name in an Undisclosed Location at a Set Time.
"I live in the Park City area and am between the ages of 14 and 18, ergo, I attend Park City High School. Whie in attendance, I may or may not be addicted to one (or more) illegal substance. I believe that beer is proof that beer is meant to be drunk"
by UVCATASTROPHE! December 9, 2009
Get the Park City High Schoolmug. The school for teachers who are too exhausted to continue teaching, but too poor to retire. Attended mostly by white suburbanite kids who think they're gangstas, and first generation Hispanic immigrants who speak little to no English.
Many young people go on to become doctors, or lawyers, or engineers. Students at Park View High School are lucky if they can find work cleaning septic tanks in Somalia.
by grandimperialmasterofearth November 3, 2009
Get the Park View High Schoolmug. A school were black ghetto and crackhead white people go, and there’s tons of fake people there, and no cute boys
by Meeeedfjjdgj January 19, 2019
Get the hazel park junior highmug. Where everyone is white and those who are not are white-washed. Where the teachers talk about girls in bikinis, Star Trek, and anything and everything besides school. Where stupidity is at its peak and students call a Rhombus "Rum-bus". Where TV's fall on teacher's heads and no one can find a decent substitute.
"Park Ridge is the suckiest school EVER *drives spike through school*"
"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"
"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."
"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"
"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."
by Chai <3 April 18, 2005
Get the Park Ridge High Schoolmug. by Asley12344 October 16, 2019
Get the Hazel Park Junior Highmug. Where all the girls like the TikTok boys who bite there lip and wink. The sevies spend the whole art class talking about them.
Omg did you see Adam Kural’s TikTok he’s sooooo hotttt park jr high middle school needs Adam and all his friends to make a TikTok together
by Oneoftheobbsessedsevies October 1, 2019
Get the Park jr high middle schoolmug.