parental unit

(1) Parents who are over-protective or over-restrictive.
(2) Parents who control every aspect of their child's life.

-The idea being that they are so predictable that they are like computers and/or robots.

I doubt that I'll be able to get that past the parental unit.

by Johnathan The Poignant June 4, 2005

Parental Misguidance

Taking your child out on the lash. The first reported case was Touriye in Salou. Having your child/ mascot suffer injuries in your care. e.g having their head bitten off or being buried alive.

There was some parental misguidance going on in the club last night.

That lass is subjected to parental misguidance every night of the week.

by I'm in a glass Cave of emotion October 30, 2011

parental guidance

The act of two lovers having sex on their parent's bed.

"we safe sex under parental guidance"

by Maithrui October 6, 2004

parental pizza

pizza available for your consumption that is paid for by your/your friend's parents

"Where should we eat tonight? I'm getting hungry."

"Let's go over to my place; I've got some parental pizza."

by leshjeik April 23, 2012

parental vision

Something that isn't given to you at this moment

*Looking this up right now*
Hey friends that I don't have I don't have parental vision right now,
Lol.

by Iausdoaiud June 9, 2016

Parental Fog

A form of brain damage that renders a parent incapable of noticing faults in their own children that they would readily identify in the children of others.

"My son is so smart, he's going to be a doctor."

"Is he the one who glued his head to his shoulder? I think you might have a case of Parental Fog."

by flashwildecard September 9, 2014

parental narcissist

refers to (noob) parents that are so overly cautious when their with their kid that they look at everybody that "looks like" they don't have kids and everything else around them as a potential threats to their child's safety to the point where it seems down right narcissistic because they shun other people in doing so just because they don't have kids.

a single guy see his neighbor and says hows it going the neighbor gives off a cautious vibe and looks down on the single guy so the single guy calls his neighbor a parental narcissist under his breath then proceeds to commit adultery with his neighbors wife on Monday

by superiorbreed August 21, 2018