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Taking your child out on the lash. The first reported case was Touriye in Salou. Having your child/ mascot suffer injuries in your care. e.g having their head bitten off or being buried alive.
There was some parental misguidance going on in the club last night.

That lass is subjected to parental misguidance every night of the week.
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Tour mascot in the form of a baby doll. Tour virgins are solely responsible for her safe keeping and tend to become weirdly attached to her. She is an excellent pulling tool and always looks her best.
Where is Touriye?

Touriye had better be in full fancy dress tonight?

Did Touriye have her head bitten off last night?

Someone buried Touriye alive but I dug her up and gave her mouth to mouth
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