White Girl: OMG is that black guy coming up to our car?
Black Girl: Biotch you need to quit with that whitey paranoia.
Black Girl: Biotch you need to quit with that whitey paranoia.
by thetoast July 08, 2006
Hey man, i think thats a cop. -naa, well.. wait. maybe? shit yea that is a cop!!! either that or i got contact paranoia.
by JoJo7688 September 16, 2009
Seeing an on-screen moment between two male characters and assuming that it will lead to slash fan-fiction written about those characters.
by DoodleofanIceCream October 15, 2011
a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system given by reading tweets. A person would think, when they see someone subtweet, it is about them.
Tweet: She just gave me the nastiest lasagna ever.
Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.
John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.
Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of subtweet paranoia.
Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.
John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.
Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of subtweet paranoia.
by Cinnamon sheen October 16, 2016
When you hear beeping sounds as if your pager has gone off, when in fact it hasn't.
When you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.
When you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.
1) Oh crap my pager went off. nope just my mind hearing things again.
2) Just felt my pager vibrate. No was just the subway passing by again.
This pager paranoia is stressing me out.
2) Just felt my pager vibrate. No was just the subway passing by again.
This pager paranoia is stressing me out.
by Bumblbee69 January 24, 2012
The latest and greatest Paranoia remix out yet. The artist name is .3k and the song is "off the hook". This has an insane stepchart with a lot of stream. Towards the end comes a lot of eighth note streams with freeze notes in the stream. Impossible to combo this song at all. This should give Yasu a run for his money. Give this one a try.
by Psymon Blaise (Re-vengE BRO 2) March 18, 2004
A song from the game Dance Dance Revolution (a.k.a. DDR) that is widely ignored. It first appeared in DDR Extreme and reaches a maximum BPM of 270. It is easier, slightly slower, and decidedly much less popular than similar-sounding PARANOiA Survivor Max (also see PSM and PSM Oni), which also debuted on Extreme.
by TheBaldOneMpls June 23, 2004