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PARANOIA

The condition of someone being frantically suspicious/cautious or intensely emo and shut-in.
This mental instability usually occurs when the victim is in small groups or alone.
A person who is paranoid may very well be convinced that they're being watched by a wide assortment of imaginary figures &/or "real" people.
Imaginary figures may include, but are not limited to:
ninjas, pirates, zombies, the FBI, aliens, shonen bat, pokemon, "nothing", cats in the ceiling, snow monsters, ghosts, demons, and/or secret organizations.
"Real" people may include a creepy old person you saw at the supermarket, that veteran who sits on the bench across that street, your uncle, the police, the FBI, joggers, TLA's(three-letter-agencies), your other uncle, gangsters(or gangstahz), black people, street bums, local, national, or international gangs, and Paranoia support groups.
Many fears can easily stem directly from paranoia. Contrary to popular belief, the fear of the dark is also a byproduct of paranoia.
Pirate nerd in a dark hallway: "It's just a bunch of ninjas... it's just a bunch of ninjas!!! Goddamn sneaky bastards!!!"

Paranoia Guy: "Those damn black people are trying to jump me!!!"
Non-Paranoid Guy: "Dude, they're on a Television show, calm down."

Emo Phillips: "I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code."

FBI: "We are not watching your every movement, Mr.Alex Beresnev of Columbia, Maryland."
by 8ofSpades February 10, 2010
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Paranoia

A condition you get when playing Team Fortress 2 too much because the enemy team always had a spy or two.
Xenonox: I think African Jezus is still around here somewhere.

King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.
by African Jezus February 6, 2009
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paranoia

baseless or excessive suspicion of the motives of others.
people with paranoia are uselessly suspicious of others
by WEHATEYOUFUCKOFF October 19, 2008
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pager paranoia

When you hear beeping sounds as if your pager has gone off, when in fact it hasn't.
When you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.
1) Oh crap my pager went off. nope just my mind hearing things again.
2) Just felt my pager vibrate. No was just the subway passing by again.

This pager paranoia is stressing me out.
by Bumblbee69 February 14, 2012
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paranoia respect

The latest and greatest Paranoia remix out yet. The artist name is .3k and the song is "off the hook". This has an insane stepchart with a lot of stream. Towards the end comes a lot of eighth note streams with freeze notes in the stream. Impossible to combo this song at all. This should give Yasu a run for his money. Give this one a try.
PARANOiA Respect is the coolest Paranoia ever.
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PARANOiA Survivor

A song from the game Dance Dance Revolution (a.k.a. DDR) that is widely ignored. It first appeared in DDR Extreme and reaches a maximum BPM of 270. It is easier, slightly slower, and decidedly much less popular than similar-sounding PARANOiA Survivor Max (also see PSM and PSM Oni), which also debuted on Extreme.
PARANOiA Survivor is one of the hardest songs in DDR history!
by TheBaldOneMpls June 22, 2004
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Girlfriend/Boyfriend Paranoia

The type of paranoia when you think that things are connected to your girlfriend/boyfriend. You may think that your girlfriend/boyfriend is standing right next to you, or watching you while you are doing something embarrassing.
Jack: "Dude, i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia, i always think that Samantha is watching me for some reason!"
Daniel: "Damn... that sucks, i remember having that with Katie."

Lauren: "OMG!! THIS IS SOO WEIRD!"
Jessica: "Whats wrong!?"
Lauren: "Ok, this may sound weird, but i think i have girlfriend/boyfriend paranoia!
Jessica: "Whats that?"
Lauren: "Its when you think your boyfriend is watching you."
Jessica: "Oh, that must be scary"
by Bbro3 July 25, 2009
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