Pap

another word for crap or shit or poop but approximately 74% funnier

holy pap what in the pap is going on!?
you paphole why don't you go drink some pap!

by max May 6, 2003

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Pap

Calling someone a 'pap', 'papsmear', 'papsmearian' or 'smear' is one of the worst possible insults. It describes them as the by-product of woman's annual 'papsmear'.

"I can't believe you'd do that! You're a 'papsmearian'!"
"Look at that pap across the street."
"Hey papsmear, pass the bong."
"Hey pap! Stop smearing it! Don't smear you 'papsmearian'."

by Diego July 30, 2003

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AKA the Post Anal Poop Slosh refers an instance where, after rectal coitus the non dominant party's rectum is gaped so bad their bowel movement sloshes out in a manner similar to a toned down avalanche where the snow is poop.

Roommate: Bro, where have you been all night?
Me: I just had anal with this girl.
Roommate: Good for you, I'm going to bed.
Me: Well just so you know she PAPSed really hard afterwards.
Roommate: Well thanks for the nightmares. I hope she made it to the bathroom just for your own sake.

by Othat(R)K(U)doodY May 5, 2014

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paps

British term for paparazzi

"There were tons of paps at Leicester Square last night for that big premiere"

by Shermann April 15, 2007

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PAP

1. NOUN: An acronym for Polish American Princess.

2. VERB: To be left with nothing. To be robbed of all human dignity and earthly possessions (usually by a PAP).

John: Dude, did you hear what happened to Dave?

Frank: No, but I haven't heard from him since he moved to Chicago to marry that PAP last year.

John: Yeah, well, apparently he's couch surfing now. Lost everything in a nasty divorce. His sister says he tried to kill himself.

Frank: Man, Dave really got papped on that one!

by Jdog1 July 22, 2009

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