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vacuum the pantry

1. to rapidly and indiscriminately eat a cache of food to depletion
2. to buttfuck
1. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your results are disappointing this month. You really must lose more weight.
Mrs. Jones: Sorry, doctor, it's a bad habit of mine: I get home from dropping off the kids and promptly vacuum the pantry, so to speak.

2. Doctor: Mrs. Jones, your piles seem to be the result of excessive anal dilation. Overly hard stool, perhaps?
Mrs. Jones: It's my husband; he's recently taken to vacuuming the pantry, so to speak.
by doonga November 4, 2013
mugGet the vacuum the pantrymug.

Pantry Waste

The food in your pantry that needs to be thrown out.
I just cleaned out the pantry and threw out 5-year-old bag of lo mein noodles. What a pantry waste.
by Wyco Boyd March 2, 2019
mugGet the Pantry Wastemug.

Pantry fishing

Similar to dumpster diving but you do it at your own place or a friend's crash pad
Dumpster diving is embarrassingly hobo-like. Choose pantry fishing instead. Even if it's at a community center kitchen.
by Sexydimma April 7, 2022
mugGet the Pantry fishingmug.

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