panderp

A derpy panda. A panderp is the epitome of adorable things.

That puppy is almost as cute as a panderp.

by guitavla37 October 24, 2012

Panera Time

The unmistakable time at which it is absolutely necessary to take a dump, pinch a loaf, drop a deuce, or perform any other variation of defecation.

Friend #1: Hey, man, what's the matter?
Friend #2: (holding stomach) It's Panera Time!

by aksival December 18, 2006

pandersnatch

a pimp. a person who temporarily sells a woman's vaginal area.

pander to sell or distribute. snatch slang word for a woman's vagina.

Dude, your mom is such a pandersnatch.

shut up! wap

by Squishymatrix August 21, 2005

Panera

1) 2nd worst employer, following OfficeMax. A bakery-cafe with incredible food on the menu, but never in stock. The location of the definition of fraudulent business ethics. Not where one wants to be caught during lunch rush on weekdays, or post-church rush on Sundays.
2) Hell on earth.

Fred: I just went to Panera for lunch.
Joe: Oh really? What did you order?
Fred: Well, I was going to order a sandwich but they ran out of bread and meat.
Joe: Typical.

by hell'semployee October 14, 2004

Panera dip

\ˈpan ˈer-ə ˈdip\ v. the distinctive characteristic motion by potential Panera Bread customers carrying a laptop bag when entering the establishment and looking for a seat in the proximity of an outlet. The motion is denoted by a few steps forward, a bending at the waist with a look left or right to see if there is an outlet, repeat. Usually seen in numbers at peak hours when outlets are mostly taken by students and laptop loners.

Panera should have installed more outlets, there are 5 people doing the Panera dip.

by youtube-MercTV March 15, 2009

PanderBear

Noun: One who chronically flatters and people-pleases in a misguided attempt to make people feel good about themselves.

PanderBears often give those around them an unwarranted sense of safety, trust and dependence.

PanderBears are not malicious, but rather fear not being liked by others so they go out of their way to make those around them feel good at any cost.

"When I pointed out the herd of models that had just walked into the bar, and mentioned how I wished I could dump some of the 20 pounds I had gained onto just one of them so she could be a normal girl, he said to me, 'Please, you're still the hottest girl in this place. Everyone is checking you out, not them.' He is such a PanderBear, but I love it!"

by Capybarrra January 26, 2012

padderatz

Beautiful woman who is always right. A woman you would want to marry and live with forever

Azlynn Padderatz is a beautiful girl.

by MistaJD March 22, 2017