packed up

beaten into a ball

Pat: Damn man did u see that fight?
Juan: Yeah man u did get yo a$$ packed up!

by Myfakepackedup November 9, 2011

badly packed taco

Simile to describe the appearance of a female's genitalia, an unfortunate lady's horribly deformed fadge.

"Charles my dear boy, why on earth did you break up with that delightful Diana?"
"Well ma'ma, she was delightful in all respects other than down there, I am telling you it was like going down on a badly packed taco!"
"Indeed, one hears similar rumours of Princess Grace of Monaco, its a real growler I've heard, the staff at the palace commented it could rip your fucking arm off!"

'The Queen and I', The unofficial biography of HRH Elizabeth II, by Andy McNab

by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

Packed In

When you are able bodied but mentally unwilling and/or tired to leave your dwelling.

Friend #1; Hey bro, want to hit the pub?
Friend #2; Packed in, bro.
Friend #1; Damn.

by GeorgeLaz January 17, 2019

Packermaniacal

A hard core Green Bay Packers fan. A fan that is so psychologically obsessed with that team that they wear a big green and gold “G” on their sweatshirt wherever they go and at any time of the year. A fan that wears a Green Bay Packers Jersey to any and all sporting events including fishing. A Packers fan that can’t accept a loss or that the team might suck, so there is always an excuse for a loss, like time ran out or a bad referee call was made.

Look at that packermaniacal over there with the “Rodgers Jersey.” He thinks Lombardi’s still their coach. I went to the Mall of America today and saw 14 packermaniacals with their stupid big “G” sweatshirts, and it’s baseball season.

by Jamie Immanuel November 24, 2019

Peckerdo

The male equivalent of a tittydo. When a man's gut sticks out further than his penis do.

Did you see that fat guy over there? He totally has a peckerdo.

by thisisfuckedup October 10, 2020

Packard Goose

A name of a frank zappa song. Also the meaning of a person who sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shaped like duck lips

Hey, Matheus Leao Moreira, who did you blow? You pushed the button boy and you went to the show better suck a little harder or the shekels won't flow and I don't mean your thumb So on your knees you bum Just tell yourself it's yum And suck it 'till you're numb

Matheus is a packard goose with cock like duck lips.
Jornalisms kinda scary.

Dont you think?

by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020

powder packer

refers to a specialized rock roadie dealing with oral insertion (by forceful exhalation) of cocaine into the band member's anuses.

I was paid to be the powder packer for Fleetwood Mac on the road

by hottubgetindapoo December 8, 2010