Brett Osborne

hot as fuck, sexy, god, good fuck ,porn star ,perfect

oh my god is that brett osborne the porn star he is hot as fuck!

by WE ,LOVE BRETT November 21, 2020

osbourne

(verb) To take what would normally be a simple and straightforward task or process and screw it up royally. To mess up an operation which seems like a sure thing. To choke.

The move to Intel chips could be a great thing for the company...provided Apple doesn't osbourne it.

by Mitch Kowalski June 16, 2005

jack osbourne

A stupid fat fuck who thinks hes cool. Would probably die of starvation if he dident have daddys money. Only eighteen and had to go to rehab for drinking and smoking pot, what a loser

No record label would hire if you werent ozzy's son not even mcdonalds would you fuckup

by Irish guy May 19, 2005

Jack Osbourne

fat little shit who labours under the mis-aprehenshion that he is hard.
his dad is a total geezer though

by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003

kelly osbourne

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

by Brigante July 15, 2008

Osbourne Syndrome

The jealous over-reaction of a domestic partner when a friend and/or acquaintance is engaging in conversation with his/her significant other.

Luke doesn't want to go to the bathroom because he thinks his girl Krystin is gonna get gang banged by his friends while he's pissing, classic example of Osbourne Syndrome.

by JRickDaBOSS January 19, 2012

ogobongo

Smoking a bong while fucking a bitch thats playing mad bongos

I was at the supermarket last night, and a couple was ogobongoing in the milk isle.

by Jonny Appleseed bitch May 29, 2016