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orgasmatron

A "head massager" comprised of seven pieces of copper wire stuck in a plastic handle. Ridiculously expensive seeing as one could fashion it from a couple of coat hangers and some plastercine in sixty seconds. Touted on the Internet a tool of world peace and a sure route to Nirvana.
Why didn't I think clearly before I purchased an orgasmatron?
by Dan Fox July 28, 2003
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orgasmaraid

1. n. really good gatorade that gives one the sensation of having and orgasm after consuming.

2. n. a sexual position acheived by having sex with another person, and right after you orgasm, hit them in the back of the head, steal their purse and all their stuff, and run away.
1. Dude...did u see that guy in the lunch line drinking that fruit punch gatorade...? He just like, totally screamed 'OH SUSAN!' after taking a sip...must be some damn good orgasmaraid.

2. Dude, you know that rich kids single mother? Well the other day, I delivered her a pizza, and she couldnt pay, so we did the nasty on the floor, and I thought she was a bitch so i gave her an Orgasmaraid.
by MC Derf September 18, 2006
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Orgasmaleptic

Noun. A female who falls asleep right after sex. Also see Orgasmalepsy. For the male version, see Ejaculeptic and Ejaculepsy.
I think my girlfriend is a Orgasmaleptic, right after we hit it, her ass is out cold!
by Jackhammer33again August 29, 2016
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orgasmalice

Spiteful climax; vitriolic squonch/spamph
Pardon my orgasmalice but I'm cumming you fat sack of chisels!
by neuromantiqe July 15, 2021
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Orgasmapiss

Having a big long piss saved up then you piss it all out and feels as though you just had an orgasm
Hey malcolm i woke up this morning and took a big fat Orgasmapiss!
by VaShaun December 28, 2008
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Orgasmalicious

This word is used to describe anything that is awesome, beautiful, or sexy.
This is an orgasmalicious party!

or

Wow, that girl is orgasmalicious
by Tack Room June 26, 2008
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orgasmage

A term used in pen and paper role playing games to define any Arcane spell caster who uses (or in most cases mis-uses) his or her spells in a sexual manor, usually upon NPC bar maids.
Dave, stop being such an Orgasmage. You can't use Mage Hand like that.
by Seraphim454 December 31, 2007
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