Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.

"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!

by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009

Ooft

The emotion experienced on falling asleep, when you are very tired but knowing that you don't have to rise early the next morning; a combination of relaxation, joy, and dizziness.

"Ahhh...I am feeling ooft, now...". The sentence is rarely finished, as ooft commonly ends in sleep.

by Tjjl January 16, 2011

Ooftage

1- Ooftage
a)When something is about half-boner worthy, this word is exclaimed.
b)An word used when the speaker gets excited or realise their listener might get excited
"That pic was ooftage"
2- Ooft
a)Word used when the speaker is excited, or becomes excited.

Half-boner is when the penis is half way between flacidity and being erect.

That picture was ooftage.

Ooft, that was good.

Oooooft, my days, that was hot!

by Bestenay Mever June 9, 2010

oofta say smokes

A term used by a minnesotan refering to a hottness of a women. Used a lot while passing aq hot chick.

"Did you see Karen's thong just now? Oofta say smokes!"
"Oofta say smokes! that bitch was on fire!"
"You see the rack on that? Oofta say now!"

by Sknudson April 8, 2008

Ooof

The sound you make when you get ooofed on

Man gets roasted "Ooof"

by #StillSingle November 14, 2018

Ooomft

the phrased used to describe something, hot gorgeous, sexy, pengable, utterlyy mind blowing :)

Ooomft id so do that lad over there.
Ohh me and that lad last night, its was soo Ooomft

by Hannah lawson January 20, 2009

ooftug

Order of the Unicycling Girrafe

This entitles you to a salute of seven guns and to put OOFTUG after your name.

by Unfortunately_not_a_member September 1, 2009