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Sam poops in his pants in front of his girlfriend, gets ooofed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ooofed by sson6748 April 23, 2019
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get oofed 

1)
Getting the wind knocked out of you

2)
Getting hit in roblox or getting rick rolled
"Dude did you see what happened to timmy? He got oofed!"

"I am going to get oofed"

"Remember when we played roblox last night? Bob got oofed!"

"My professor oofed me" (vine)
get oofed by Chinese babies December 12, 2017
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1.To be screwed,f**ked, or otherwise incapacitated.

2.A way to describe a bad situation.
1.Man he's oofed.

2.Damn, that test was oofed man.
oofed by S@m P November 11, 2004
When you ask someone if they wanna hang and they leave you in open for 5 hours then say oh no if you had asked me 4 hours ago I would have been free
Me: hey Debra you wanna hang

*opened*

-5 hours later-

Debra: ah man I m busy now but I was free like 4 hours ago maybe next time
Me: I have been oofed
Oofed by Master_emily July 29, 2018
A term used by the highest class of people of an accident or mistake has occurred, or to show sympathy in a humorous way to someone who has made an ooopsie.
She laughed sweetly as she replied with ‘Ooofers’, and with a cute smile on her face, helped me up off the floor.
Ooofers by HowTivical November 5, 2019

Oofed Boof 

When boof is dropped, destroyed, stolen or messed up in some way. If you tell your friend he can have a hit of your boof and when you get it back its all the way down to the butt, your Boof has been Oofed. People that Oof Boofs are horrendous criminals and should be locked up forever
Tyrone: *Hits Boof*
Kevin: Yo, Tyrone can I get a hit fam??
Tyrone: Yeah homie go ahead
Kevin: *finishes the shit, in one mothafuckin pull*
Tyrone: YO WTF you done Oofed my Boof niqqa
Jay: HAHAHAHAHA that's one Oofed Boof
Oofed Boof by madness.kys October 4, 2018
A word used for when somebody falls down.
I went to jump over the couch, but missed, hitting the ground, saying 'oofed' after my body hit the floor.
Oofed by Roman Sanders February 22, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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