key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

ones and twos

beat juggling two tracks __ track one to track two __ cutting up scratches from fader one to fader two __ straight dropping beats from track one to track two __ left to right __ right to left __ on that one two type ish—mixing the beats up back n' forth.

yo that turntablist be banging tracks back n' forth on those ones and twos—ill style.

by whack_not April 27, 2013

Onety one

It's what they were gonna call "eleven" before they thought of "eleven."

Im so bored..... so I post lame definitions on this site......

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Wooden onesie

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

Them ones

A phrase used to describe a commmon incident that others can usually relate to.

Them ones when you need a poo, but hold it in because you are too busy to poo.

Or

Them ones when you randomly get a boner on the bus...

by Mechadream December 30, 2011

onessa

Onessa is a caring,loving and kind person.she is the kind of girl that anyone will go after because of her beauty.She is someone that gives a damn for others and for herself.Onessa is someone whom is very outspoken at times when necessary.She is very courageous n pushes others to be the same way while some don't like her because of how she carries herself mannerly and in a form of way that where ever she goes she got everyone staring at her.Onessa is not just someone that u can describe from the outside.But no one dares to think of how she feels in the inside.There are times whereby she keeps her thaughts to herself because she has friends who laughs at her when she says certain things to them.And Onessa is not the type of person to have many friends because even the ones that are close grudges her for who she is and what she does.So,

WOW ! That girl is so beautiful,must be an Onessa

by #tooblesstobestress August 24, 2019

big brass ones

Large set of testicles; used to describe the perceived guiding force behind a particularly courageous or audacious action undertaken, usually, by a man.

"Standing up to that mugger by himself revealed John had a set of big brass ones."

by JKB - Charleston, SC June 15, 2014