Probably the most underrated outfielder in baseball today. Has hit over .300 ALL SEASON with over 25 HRs right now and is 10th in the AL in avg., yet he doesn't make the all-star team.
by AflacJack August 27, 2003

by Artman201 August 20, 2011


The stomach flu gave me a serious case of the backside trots. I was running to the toilet every 5 minutes.
by Robert Moto July 7, 2006

When the need to poop is so imminent that you have to run in order to get to a toilet before shitting your pants.
by letsgetmost April 21, 2021

a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.
by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

The act of flaunting your package through a vigorous air-humping motion to promote masculinity, specifically performed in speedo's or loose undergarments. Resembles the way a male Canines ding-dong moves when walking. Currently unknown if females find this attractive.
by brendanmc6 March 20, 2008
