hunting accident

What happens to a dog that is unrestrained by its owner that torments livestock, bites your children or defecates on your redwood deck more than once.

Princess is gonna have a hunting accident this weekend.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

accident pants

What happens when you try to carefully let out a fart and you end up shitting your pants.

"Jonathan had a serious case accident pants the other day at lunch."

by Evan Thomas01 December 17, 2007

Genetic Accident

Someone so ugly it looks as though they were conceived invitro in order to be the most repugnant human on earth

Fuck, look at that genetic accident!

by RagePrblm July 22, 2003

sex accident

something unplanned or unexpected occuring during sex

My parents had a sex accident resulting in my existence.

by unplannedparenthood March 27, 2009

Car Accident

When someone crashes into someone else or crashes into something

Max: Hey dude my friend just got in a car accident
Jack: Oh that's sad. Hope he's better

Max: Me too

by BusBusBusBusBus February 27, 2017

The Car Accident

The process of two males running full speed at eachother, while naked, while having raging hard-ons, and hitting penis first.

I was at this party until some guys tried to pull off The Car Accident. They barely escaped with their dicks.

by InternationalBongWater17 January 15, 2014

by accident on purpose

Purposefully inserting the penis into the female's ass during intercourse. When the unwilling female angrily comments the male responds with "it was an accident."

I rammed my penis "by accident on purpose" into my girlfriends ass.

by Anonymous7777 May 6, 2008