Offered

I wasn't offered anything. The YouTube freaks offered me a job kind of but that SEEMS TO BE only to get away with not paying for services rendered. If you offered or paid anyone, it was not me. Depending on who you offered or paid, they may know who I am. YOU likely know they are not me.

Hym "If you offered anyone anything, expecting to offer it or pay me, bring them before me and get them on camera ON YouTube (in either order) because they are not me. It's not an ethos. These people are not the same and if they are, it is because you are doing the same thing to them that you are doing to me. There is no one who should be speaking for me. Anyone who would try to knows that they shouldn't be doing it and are doing it anyway explicitly because they think they are better than someone they are not better than. And, as I've said before, it is going to affect you before it affects me until what is happening to me stops affecting me."

by Hym Iam September 25, 2025

Ofference

Used when someone wants to offer something to another.

Ex. “I am in ofference to give you these box of chocolates, on this fine Valentine’s Day.”

by Arcader March 17, 2021

Shower Offer

When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.

Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?

Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.

Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.

by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011

1 billion dollar offer

To an AI researcher!? I'M THE REASON THE AI WORKS, MARK! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME A BILLION DOLLARS YOU FUCK!

Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"

by Hym Iam August 1, 2025

Rob offer

A fantasy football trade so one sided only Rob could dream it up.

They've offered Lacazette and Gundogan for Bruno Fernandes, that's such a Rob offer

by Two Girls One Klopp August 17, 2021

counter-offer

Most common at many small/thrift/second-hand stores where the checkout-clerk is also the store's owner, this term refers to the act of asking the cashier for a discounted price on a piece of merchandise; i.e., an amount that's somewhat lower than what the store is asking for the item.

During a visit to the local factory-outlet clothing store, I found a shirt that I really liked, but I noticed that it had a couple buttons missing, so I made a counter-offer when I reached the checkout, and got the garment for two dollars off.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018

cutter offer

Where you back out of some internet websites and search another more innocent one.

I did a cutter offer from porn to stop my mum from finding out.

by Shietz July 1, 2016