Hall and Oates

A move in which a bi-curious male leaves a heterosexual encounter disapointed, and goes directly to a homosexual setting to finish.

Yo, man. Every time I go see a Michael Bolton concert... I end up doing a Hall and Oates to my poor girl.

by GMichaels January 15, 2011

sew your wild oats

to have sex with as many people, enojy life, and have fun before settling down

"i need to sew my wild oats" or " go and sew your wild oats"

by issababy January 29, 2009

Wet Oats

A nickname for a man with a incredibly large penis, but is very small (5'0) and not very attractive. His stupidity amazes people. Typically called Wet Oats or simply, Oats.

"Wet Oats, your quite the idiot for your 4 inch girth"
Oats, your makin me feel good

by Rick S. Hunter October 27, 2010

Oatoa

This is an acronym for a sex act that involves, oral sex followed by anal sex, then oral sex again.

Oral Anal Then Oral Again

Last night I Oatoa'ed that girl I picked up, what a nasty freak!

by Whoop June 27, 2004

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

oatsmobile

A horse. Sometimes used for a mule or donkey. Originally a burro.

An irreverent derivative of Oldsmobile, referring to an equine animal that may eat oats and is ridden by humans.

Originated in "Boys Life" magazine (the official magazine of the Boy Scouts of America) when boys sometimes irreverently address a fictional character, Pedro the burro, as "Oatsmobile". Pedro is the "mail burro" for that magazine and answers boys' letters.

Are you going to ride that oatsmobile?

by OldsVistaCruiser January 24, 2011

oats ma goats

TOTALLY BRUH

"This is so true"
"Oats ma goats"

by Ruehvqmw<3jrhrbwjwiheheb April 26, 2017