nutsitch

An affliction of the lower sack

Hey, My nutsitch

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Nutriceuticals

N., Any substance introduced to the body for the purpose of improving one's workout, recovery from a workout, or enhancing one's physique. i.e. Whey protein, Glutamine, or Electrolytes.

I'm not able to jack steel the way I want to; I need some nutriceuticals.

I'm feeling a little depleted, I should take some nutriceuticals to recharge.

by Supplement Buddy October 27, 2009

Nutito

A hippie type name meaning bringer of wine and cheese. This name was used by Ecuadorian shaman spirit healer to describe loving male prowess in cheese and wine acquisition.

The shaman healer has now named James "Nutito".

by Christiandv8 February 26, 2010

Nutrin

God's superior officer. Whenever you pray to god you are really just using him as a middle man to pray to the great Jimmy Nutrin. Heil Nutrin.

All hail Nutrin...

by Dungeon Boy July 9, 2016

nutriate

nutrients

Imma nutriate my kids.

by anonymous December 20, 2020

Nutrition

In Los Angeles unified school district in the 90's, nutrition was a 15minute time period from 10am to 1015am where you had a chance to turn in your gov't issused "meal ticket" to get a piece of delicious cheesetoast, the cheese was the yellowest ass cheese in the world, almost orange, but it tasted like the bomb. You had a choice of milk or orange juice, but u got ripped off with the orange juice since it was half the size of the milk.

Ghetto Teacher: Tyrone, I hope you had a hearty breakfast or a fattening nutrition, because you are doing your detention during lunch.

by LatnEdge August 25, 2010

Nutritionist

A young woman who after years of looking good suddenly develops a hankering for conservative politics, incessant Facebook status updates, and ingesting far more calories than necessary. Thus, despite earning money to help people lose weight, their own weight balloons to cartoonish levels. Foods of choice include: cheesecake, cheesecake, and CHEESECAKE.

That girl Megan was so hot in high school. Too bad she's such a nutritionist. Really let herself go.

by superjorge69 November 22, 2016