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Butterflies in my Nutsack

As i witness the magnificent sight through a whole on the wall, that's when it hit me. I'm feeling butterflies in my nutsack.
by Ensign_Foil January 23, 2021
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nutsack chutney

The Chutney-like substance that is collected under a man sweaty ballsack over the course of many days
Guy one: "Fuck you, go suck some nutsack chutney"
Guy two: "Wow"
by Phloxxi December 16, 2017
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nutsack shuffle

After a long day, your sack begins to sag and slowly nestles its warm elasticity tween your legs. After an hour or two it begins to itch. So one must casually reach below and yank it up out of the crotch nest. This is the nutsack shuffle. Also known as a "nutty shuffle, plucking the birds nest and juggling"
Yo, I had to pull a nutsack shuffle in front of my girlfriend's parents at the dinner table. My hand came back w/ 3 curlys.
by mafabiotch May 17, 2011
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Portuguese Nutcracker

When having sex with a girl doggystyle, before you ejaculate you remove your penis and stick it in her anus, while at the same time try to stick both of your nuts in her vagina. This is physically impossible due to the tug to cum ratio of the nuts.
I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and I tried to give her a Portuguese Nutcracker... nearly thought my balls were going to fall off.
by osogato25 July 28, 2012
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Nutcracker

When you get hit by something/someone in your balls/testicles so hard you scream nutcracker
Joe: ARGH NUTCRACKER!!
Aiden:haha, got hit in the balls didn't you?
Finn:rlly dude?
by a wild bandaid May 8, 2017
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nutsack mcflurry

DEF 1: The act of having a nutsack inside of your mcdonalds mcflurry

DEF 2: sex position- to put ice cream on your balls with a choice of either oreos or M&Ms. then your partners eats it off
cashier: hey, welcome to mcdonalds. Can i take your order?
customer: ummmmm... ill take a double cheese burger and and nutsack mcflurry. extra nutsack please?
cashier: okay you total is 4.79 sir. thankyou

Girl: oh baby let me have that nutsack mcflurry
Guy: do you want M&Ms or Oreos
Girl: surprise me baby
(guy comes back with oreos and icecream on his nutsack)
Guy: hows that nutsack mcflurry
Girl: ohh babeee its soo good.
by gangsta nig June 6, 2008
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Nutsack

A man who creeps upon girls with the intention that his actions are normal. These guys generally think they possess a huge amount of knowledge pertaining to the philosophy of love and life.

Way to physically identify a nutsack:
-Owns a personal grooming kit. This includes, but is not limited to: tweezers, nail clippers, nail file and chapstick.
-Wears ugly leather dress shoes with jeans, graphic tees, and velour blazers on a daily basis.
-Has a slimey smile.
"Hey did you hear that a guy in my fraternity followed a girl around campus yesterday"
"Yeah, he's such a nutsack."
by vyinrogal January 26, 2010
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