Nummy

Delicious.

Mmmmm.. that cake was nummy!

by Mandy Moo February 21, 2003

numptey

someone who is stupid/foolish yet thinks that they are correct in what they are saying or doing.

"4+4 = 10"
"no its not you numptey"

by brownspoon May 18, 2006

numpty

Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.

"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"

by Owen January 2, 2004

Numpty

Someone who confidently asserts themselves towards a false truth in the presence of others. Even when the rest of the people there know that they are completely wrong.

Given the choice of a shovel or a ladder to get out of a hole, they have dug themselves, a numpty would confidently choose the shovel!

by Marc Hone April 9, 2006

numby

Cocaine rubbed on the filter of a cigarette. Also if you pack the cigs right you can put some up in front of the tobacco.

Lets go get an eight ball and save a half gram for a pack of numby cigs.

by addict7 August 10, 2006

numptwell

noun. A person who is exceedingly good at being a numptywithout trying. Does not apply to people who feign numptyness. Can be used affectionately

Bob was a real numptwell, not a numpty.

by Anonimous moose September 26, 2006

nummy nums

This is used to describe something tasty to eat or that you have eaten.

Mmmm... Hot double deep dish apple crumble pie with vanilla ice and caramel syrup...mmm nummy nums !

by critter getter December 18, 2008