Numpty

Someone who has had a momentary lapse in judgement and done something ignorant or stupid.

Person A: leaves their car keys in the fridge when getting a glass of milk.
Person B: " why were your car keys in the fridge you numpty

by xXTikaXx January 12, 2007

numpty

A knucklehead or other not-quite-so-smart person.

Scott: Ow, I just hit my head on the ceiling!
Katie: You numpty.

by Katie =) May 9, 2006

numpty

paul the scaffolder from m/boro i work with

paul you numpty get up hear.

by lee10ant December 14, 2008

numpty head

An individual whos head is so confused they are forever making mistakes. A polite way of calling somone a dick head!

Why have you come out of the house with no trousers on you numpty head!

by nutman17 May 24, 2007

numpty

In the kitchen, a 'numpty' refers to the person or persons who :

a) Leave empty boxes in fridges and storage areas
b) thaw chicken stock in hot water
c) use 9 different containers for the same product
d) dont have a clue of wtf is going on around them

"That new kid is a right numpty"

"have you seen the numpty who left this empty box in the freezer?"

by Phil Scarfone August 3, 2007

numpty

computer illiterate people that really think the computer can think for itself, cook its own dinner and do the ironing, will have the ultimate answer to everything and doesnt need any numpty input.

The numpty always rings customer services because they can't find the "any" key!!!

by numpty dodger October 10, 2006

numpty bird

Girl that has not mstered the art of walking even at the age of fifteen.
the in-ability to string an inteligent sentance together.

Alanna of the Lee clan is a numpty bird

by Uncle Andy Kiely February 12, 2007