Nuffink

Another word for 'nothing'.
Used by girls who wear PVC clothing,
failed english at school and think deely-boppers are funny.
People that pronounce the word like this usually have a strong irritating accent, hence why they lack the capability of saying the damn word properly.

Cassandra:"So what are you going to do this weekend?"

Pearl:"I'm gonna do nuffink"

OR

Cassandra:"Pearl, did you steal the contents of my stationary drawer?"

Pearl:"Naw! I didn't do nuffink!"

by Samantha1357 April 30, 2006

nouffe

is a French-Québécois derogatory term that means big stinky muff. A man or carpet-muncher usually sticks their face or slams their cack into the 'nouffe'. Sometimes it is extremely smelly, and can be used to cultivate goat cheese.

Denis: "calisse-toi la face dans la nouffe, osti".

(Translation: "stick your facking face into that cunt!!"

by jimjones_cacapipi December 20, 2013

nuffcaps

The random capitalisation within a comment, typically typed by a nuffy or boomer on social media like Facebook, or on news articles. To qualify as nuffcaps, the comment must also be incorrect, misguided, or just plain stupid.

Check out this unhinged comment by this guy, it's even written in nuffcaps!

by errantechnidna January 25, 2020

Nuffballer

Nuffballer - spends all their time in the bedroom practicing to be a pervert.

I can't help being a nuffballer as I'm a bedroom squirter.

by McKenna from the Hall April 12, 2020

Nuffis

To kick, knee, or punch someone in the crotch when they do/say something stupid.

Person 1: "2+2=Vagina?"
Person 2: "-nuffis-"
Person 1: "-grabs crotch-"

by ommnommnomm September 3, 2010

Nuffin

What you get when you're finished with a muffin; the absence of a muffin

Jeff: Hey, got any muffins?
Shan: Nope, I got nuffin

by Dark Stom November 16, 2009

Noff

A shortened term for a Smirnoff, which in this case usually refers to the Smirnoff Ice, or another flavor such as green apple, which are malt beers.

Man 1: "Dude, I'm buzzin from that noff I just downed."
Man 2: "Are you serious? Those things are weak, man."

by 0theoriginalanon0 August 4, 2010