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your concern is noted

I heard what you said, but I just don't give a shit. "Your concern is noted" is the perfect phrase for casually dismissing an opinion you disagree with. It demonstrates a lack of concern by displaying an obvious pretense of actually caring. The phrase is reminiscent of the corporate-speak companies use when accepting suggestions that they will no doubt ignore.
Joe: Obama is not an American! He has a Kenyan birth certificate! I demand he be removed from office immediately!

Sally: Your concern is noted.
by skepsci September 25, 2009
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Notice Me Status

A Facebook or Myspace status designed specifically to make yourself look cool or to have someone notice you in order to get them to talk to you; specifically someone who wouldn't normally do so. Such status' are too long, too descriptive and include inside jokes that no one understands.

People may include 1. a crush, 2. someone older, 3. someone you're mad at but don't want to directly confront, 4. no one in particular

Similar to the notice me e-mail
1. "Alex is SO HAPPY HE GOT TO GO TO THE SMOG CONCERT IT WAS SO COOL HOW THE LEAD SINGER TOUCHED MY HAND WHILE HE WAS SINGING AND I HAD SO MUCH FUN WITH JOHN, HEATHER, ALLISSA, ERIN, AARON AND BRANDON!"

2. "John has so much fun in class today because he had a substitute teacher and she was so funny! LOL I was laughing so hard and I still can't stop. LOL... "PIZZA!" Haha omgg lol!"

3. "Alex is thinking that if you say you are going to hang out with someone you should hang out with them instead of saying you're going to, making plans and then at the last minute cancelling them to hang out with someone else preventing me from getting to go out tonight because I cancelled other plans for those plans."

4. "John is totally in love with a girl... I love her long blonde hair (about 12 inches long with brown streaks), and her perfectly french manicured fingers and her laugh and her school schedule even... first period science, second period math, third period chorus, fourth period photo, fifth period history, sixth period gym, seventh period english

5. "Alex is so glad he went last night, but will leave it at that to prevent a Notice Me Status."
by PT4BB May 24, 2009
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notification sickness

when one gets fed up with getting notifications on facebook because of a conversation going on under their status even though wat they are talking about may have nothing to do with them.
ZACK is not feeling well.
Timmy- oh im sry
jane- Me 2
Timmy- Oh hey jane wats up?
Jane- nm u wanna chill this weekend
Timmy- yeah definately hows ur grandma?
30 NOTIFICATIONS LATER....
Zack- STFU already!!!
THAT IS NOTIFICATION SICKNESS^
by Zack Verbit April 16, 2009
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notifs

Short for notifications. Can be used for any social media. Eg. instagram, facebook, twitter etc
Turn on my 'notifs' (Turn on my notifications)
by TheSlothMistress1010101 July 5, 2016
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notificaptive

When one becomes a captive to their notifications, to the point where the parameters of one's life are largely dictated by the sounds emanating from their smart device. Captivity may be obvious and overt but more often is like an animal raised in a zoo - recognisable to the outside observer but not by the captive themselves.
Ollie: Hey did you not see my message?
Teddy: No I didn't as I was doing something intentional which was not, at the time, intentionally checking messages
Ollie: Dude what are you talking about?
Teddy: I'm talking about not being a notificaptive like you are
by thegiwi August 17, 2018
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spurn notice

Advance warning one may have of a breakup.
Scott: Hey man, I just saw Ashley deleting a text when I walked up. I just got my spurn notice.

Zach: At least now you know what's coming. Why don't you do a preemptive breakup.
by Capnjeremyjohn March 3, 2011
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No Notion

The complete and utter lack of a plan, motive, or goal.
The Joker wakes up having no notion of what to do with the next 23 hours, 59 minutes, and 59 seconds of his existence... "Let's Rob a Bank."
by deadaswell November 1, 2009
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