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Nermat

A droplet of water such as a raindrop that has landed on glass of some other smooth transparent surface such as plexiglass.
The windshield is covered in nermats, so I guess it must have been raining.
by Grizelda January 24, 2006
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nematurd

A nematurd is one who has the characteristics of a nematode, however, a nematurd is one with turdish capabilities.
John is such a nematurd because he can't play ball and reeks of shit.
by SKYSTORMGROUPSTUFF May 10, 2011
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nematoding

when bitches be like jumping from man to man at the same time
nikki be nematoding. john: thirsty, thirsty, thirsty. john is she still doing it. john: still thirsty still thirsty
by hung lo December 8, 2013
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nematode

Nematode is the 2nd most abundant multi-cellular organisms in the world. Most of the known species are saprophytic and play a very important role in the ecological system. Some of them are pathogenic to plants, animals, or insect.
Nematode is a group of amazing species.
by Xylella December 2, 2016
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neymar

Look, I neymar, you neymar, he neymars, whenever we perform part or all of this theatrics:
- diving or taking a dive (aka: an exaggerated fall after no contact with an opponent);
- flopping into the ground;
- collapsing onto the ground;
- throwing ourselves to the ground;
- giving an impromptu audition for a gunshot victim;
- passing out randomly;
- hitting the ground;
- faking falls;
- faking injuries;
- faking being fouled;
- embellishment (aka: exaggerating a fall after little contact with an opponent);
- twisting and turning in pain on the ground;
- howling in pain on the ground;
- crumpling with a maudlin cry of agony, while clutching your shin and plaintively pleading for mercy;
- screaming like a petulant child;
- playing victim;
- constantly protesting, to the ref, about/against every single thing that happens on the pitch;
- acting like a drama king;
- acting like a primadonna;
- grassrolling;
- flopping around like a dead fish on the floor;
- going down elaborately;
- a combination of roll + scream + modern dance interpretation of what it’s like to be crushed underneath the wheels of a bulldozer;
- rolling around like we just jumped out of a speeding train.

You can proudly state that you're neymaring at your best when you deploy your full repertoire of melodrama.
(But don't worry, just one or two of these skills are still gonna make you hit the spot..)
I don't like football players who neymar.

Coach to his player: «Neymar again, and I'm gonna kick your ass
by Mario1983 July 4, 2018
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neymar

So, (to) neymar basically happens whenever a player tries to con the referee, and/or the other officials, into:
- either calling a foul / penalty kick / free kick / corner kick / goal kick in favor of their team;
- or having an opponent booked (yellow-carded) or sent off (red-carded).
He neymared, and that earned a yellow card for Serbia’s Adem Ljajic.

Soccer players neymar to have an opponent booked or sent off.
by Mario1983 July 4, 2018
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NeymArt

We are talking about a fine art that is very popular among soccer players / assoc. football players.
An art where Neymar da Silva Santos Júnior is the finest master of.

As a matter of fact, as a tribute to this Brazilian top actor - uh um.., pardon.., top player.. -, who's currently also the Oscar Prize winner under the category «Best Actor in a Leading Role» for having provided to the World the best performance of the fine art of simulation, this above-mentioned art is now known as the «NeymArt».
The Brazilian soccer player Neymar is the best artist of the NeymArt.

The NeymArt is on tour in Russia this summer.
by Mario1983 July 4, 2018
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