Neil

A 13 year old who's face is tilted like Tilted Towers

That guy's face looks like Neil

by bdsajndjbgh December 13, 2018

Neil

Name of VW Beetles, aka punch buggies at SUNY Potsdam. Every different color gets a different adjective at the begging.

Yellow bug= Sun Flower Neil
Green bug=Mint Chocolate Chip Neil
Black bug=Darth Vader Neil
White bug=Stormtrooper Neil. etc.

Girl one- "Wohh, look at that Darth Vader Neil coming up, has a moon roof and everything!"

Girl two- "I always wanted a Neil, in any color."

by colemacl193 October 1, 2011

Neil

A person that is just average in basketball, average in drawing, and doesn't talk to girls AT ALL

Hi I'm Neil, I want to make frandship.

by TheRealSwami August 29, 2017

Neil

Selling insurance to pay off his Jetta, isn't afraid to wear a pair of jorts... He's okay.

Behind very soccer mom is a Neil.

by Squidney Tops April 12, 2017

neil

Having 12 or more contract 'runners' at the same time. Usually this is celebrated by buying a beige jacket

Boys, boys I nearly have Neil runners!

by 12Runners12345 May 12, 2017

Neil

A cheap prick never tips over 15%

Omg I went on a date the other day and he split the bill he’s such a Neil

by Nate Hernandez November 25, 2018

NEIL

STRAIGHT UP DOUCHE, AKA. PORVORIM WHITE GHATTI
IN LOVE WITH RODRO, BEST FRIEND IS FODRICHA.
THINKS HIS PHONE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
NEEDS TO GROW A PARE OF BALLS AND ASK HIS WHITE SIDE HOE OUT.
TREV'S MISTAKE.

You're a Mutha fuckin NEIL!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Rodro_1510 March 29, 2019