needle.teedles 

the spam account for an ABSOLUTE HOTTIE

nona: do you follow @needle.teedles on instagram?
deborah: nah, i'm not cool enough:(

needle.teedles by spicy sauce December 31, 2019

needle in a gay stack

In the event of an all male orgy in which all participants have throbbing 9 inchers soft, the sorry fuck that shows up packing a baby dick is instantly known as the dreaded NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK!

Gerth Brooks: Hey Walt are you going over to that 5 hour pack fest at Zerns later?

Walt Jizzme: Yeah dude totally. I am gonna make dudes limp. By that I clearly mean limp when they walk because I am going to make their wangs rock solid ! Are you going to sing by, Mr. Corleone?

Dong Corleone: Hell yeah bro I am down to slam some asspussy as long as you dont invite that NEEDLE IN A GAY STACK, Vojak.

needle in a gay stack by Vojie October 10, 2012

needle exchange 

a person who will hook you up with needles and supplies for injecting heroin.

call the needle exchange so we can shoot this dope

needle exchange by skrillakilla August 5, 2005

needle dick 

a thin penis

David Cox

needle dick by Gangster January 20, 2003

needle dick 

An embarrassingly small penis with an ejaculation time of 15 seconds.

Brad Thorson has a needle dick

needle dick by TW December 19, 2004

Needle-match 

A spiteful exchange between two enemies each of whom seeks to injure the other.

It can be physical or verbal.

After a boundary dispute the croquet game degenerated into a needle-match.

It was clear across the hotel dining room that Rebecca and Susan were part-way through a needle-match. And I knew who would win. Susan was no match for Rebecca, with her mental agility and mordant wit.

Needle-match by benbisley October 29, 2008

needle dick 

An extremely small penis, with extremely small balls underneath it.

Brad Thorson flashed his penis at my pool, forgetting that he had a needle dick.

needle dick by TW December 19, 2004