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Neckbearded

V. To obsessively collect and hoard some nerdy pursuit to the point of excess and often at the expense of others. Derived from the noun forms of "neckbeard" (both definitions).
I went to the store to get my kid the new action figures from the latest comic book film, but they were sold out already. I later heard one guy neckbearded them all in one purchase.
by Rurouni KJS October 13, 2011
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neckhead

1)one who either does not have a brain, or one who simply chooses not to use their brain. moreso, in particular, one who's neck tapers inward toward their cranial mass. i.e. one who's neck is much larger than their head, common among jockstraps or those that fail to practice common sense.
that dude is such a neckhead. i wish he would use his head once in a while.
by john moritz August 24, 2003
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neckard

a shorthand form of "neck beard"- a usually nasty area of thick facial hair under the chin covering the neck region. Usually sported by someone who can't grow a full beard
That guy's neckard is hella disgusting.
by plutograsshopper March 21, 2006
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Neck Beard

A beard that is grown just in the neck region. Clean shaven face, full neck beard.
With a gruff neck beard and eyes full of self confidence, a real man knows that the ladies will soon follow.
by dirt dog January 3, 2004
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neck beard percentage

The percentage of people in a given group with neck beard features, both physical and psychological
I walked in the door, but left as soon as I saw the high neck beard percentage in the room.
by Garlic or Something May 24, 2014
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nickberda

a type of god or ninja, who travels the world.
" omg that move was so nickberda"
by Haley Vickers December 14, 2006
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accidental neckbeardism

When one employs the well-intentioned albeit condescending misogynism of a neckbeard by mistake, often through a misunderstanding that occurs through timing or coincidence.
Woke guy #1: Just left rehearsal for Fiddler on the Roof and still had my fedora on. Went to fix it as this woman walked by me, and I'm pretty sure she thought I was tipping my hat to her.

Woke guy #2: Man, what an accidental neckbeardism. Bet you just want to die.
by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies February 4, 2019
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