Chunky Nachos

Chunky Nachos is when you get a bag of extra crunchy tortilla chips, then you go watch adult themed media (PORN) for an hour, then you cum into a jar, then you get mustard and yellow food coloring and you warm up the chips for 69 seconds, then, you mix mustard yellow food coloring and the cum together, stir until completion, lastly when the chips are done, you put the creamy yellow mustard mix into the chips, then you send them to starving kids in africa because you realize you have no life/soul.

I was sad so it made me feel better about myself when I sent Chunky Nachos to African children!

by Cuntcrusader69 June 15, 2015

Nose Nachos

Another slang term for Cocaine.

I just snorted a major batch of Nose Nachos man!

by Luckyzebra May 29, 2009

Nacho Punch

A super secret mega fist punch that if used correctly can knock out your opponent in one swing. Legend has it the technique was developed deep in the Andres Mountains for protection against the cryptid animal, the chupacabra

This dude stepped to me so I Nacho Punched him straight to the dome.

by Carson Daly's Dad September 12, 2013

Gusty Nacho

Really annoying person that never pays attention to anything;so annoying you want to kill them

We were playing UNO when willhem was not paying attention,what a gusty nacho.

by Jonn:p July 1, 2011

Umbrella Nachos

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.

"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."

by TMSR January 5, 2008

Nacho Yakking

The act of taking nacho cheese and applying it as lube as you pleasure yourself.

Yo, yesterday my mom caught me nacho yakking!

by The Man With a Plan and a Can January 12, 2018

Ultimate Nacho

The best nacho in a nacho platter. The nacho with the greatest variety and amount of ingredients on it. Completely covered in cheese with just the right amount of black beans, sour cream, guacamole, and chicken or steak. There is only one perfect nacho in every nacho platter.

A nacho platter's quality shrinks or grows by the amount of nachos similar to its Ultimate Nacho. Some platters contain very many uncovered chips but will still contain a worthwhile Ultimate Nacho.

Whoa! Look at all that cheese, guac, and bean! This is the Ultimate Nacho.

There can be only one Ultimate Nacho.

by Ed R May 29, 2010