Chunky Nachos

Chunky Nachos is when you get a bag of extra crunchy tortilla chips, then you go watch adult themed media (PORN) for an hour, then you cum into a jar, then you get mustard and yellow food coloring and you warm up the chips for 69 seconds, then, you mix mustard yellow food coloring and the cum together, stir until completion, lastly when the chips are done, you put the creamy yellow mustard mix into the chips, then you send them to starving kids in africa because you realize you have no life/soul.

I was sad so it made me feel better about myself when I sent Chunky Nachos to African children!

by Cuntcrusader69 June 15, 2015

Nose Nachos

Another slang term for Cocaine.

I just snorted a major batch of Nose Nachos man!

by Luckyzebra May 29, 2009

Gusty Nacho

Really annoying person that never pays attention to anything;so annoying you want to kill them

We were playing UNO when willhem was not paying attention,what a gusty nacho.

by Jonn:p July 1, 2011

Nacho Punch

A super secret mega fist punch that if used correctly can knock out your opponent in one swing. Legend has it the technique was developed deep in the Andres Mountains for protection against the cryptid animal, the chupacabra

This dude stepped to me so I Nacho Punched him straight to the dome.

by Carson Daly's Dad September 12, 2013

Nacho Yakking

The act of taking nacho cheese and applying it as lube as you pleasure yourself.

Yo, yesterday my mom caught me nacho yakking!

by The Man With a Plan and a Can January 12, 2018

Umbrella Nachos

The act of not properly distributing or layering cheese on a plate of nachos, causing an abundance of unflavoured nachos on the bottom.

"Are you kidding me? These are umbrella nachos! Get me your manager."

by TMSR January 5, 2008

nacho fever

The urge to go balls deep in a steamy hot Mexican lawnmower

So I was at Walmart and man lemme tell ya, the guy at the register gave me some nacho fever!!

by Fluffy_tiger97 August 9, 2017