myspace 

a. A place for little teenagers to take slutty pics of themselves in nothing but their underwear and then post captions that say things like "omg, i'm so fat" or "omg, i'm sooo pretty" when what they need to be doing is playing in traffic. b. a place for big kids to go on and see who can get 25,253,322.2 friends first and where conceited people are most often the ones that post bulletins that consist of "New Pics" or "Leave Comments" or any combination of the two

20 Rules of MySpace

#15- Those of you with 25 million friends, get real, everyone hates you, there is no way you can keep up with that many friends.

myspace by Chris Keitt July 24, 2006

myspace 

Myspace is a pathetic excuse for a hang out place. People go on, try to make as many "friends" as possible, and yeah, as said, ultimately tries to get as many as they can. 90% of the people they have listed they did not already know in real life, and they will end up meeting probably 1 or 2 of them.

Freak#1: "I have 789 friends on Myspace."
Freak#2: Have you met anyone of them?
Freak#1: Meet them? I never even talk to them.

myspace by Jimmy March 3, 2005

myspace 

A blog,"a place for friends",a site where you can put a bunch of random information about yourself. A site for the scene kids to put up pictures of them because they feel the need to be commented, ALWAYS. So they post 100 bulletins saying to comment their pictures and will not stop until you do so. Also known as "Scenespace"

"Hey did you see my rad new pictures on Myspace?<3"
"No..."
"WHAT THE HELL GO COMMENT ON THEM RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE BITCH <3"

myspace by brownie<3 January 4, 2005

myspace 

A place where nothing works and everything is down 99% of the time created by a faggot named Tom Anderson.

Ex. This myspace profile is undergoing routine maintenance. We apologize for the inconvenience!

myspace by Breannah July 24, 2006

Myspace 

A place where people show off their popularity by competing for the most friends while posting pictures of themselves being emo, Xcore, almost naked,or gangsta. May also post pictures of themselves making out with another person or being strange with friends...or with themselves.

#1
Girl: OMG I have soooo many friends on myspace!
Guy: OMG So do I!!!

#2
OMG CHECK OUT MY NEW XCORE EMO PICS OR ILL KILL YOU!

#3
comment comment!! k thanx!!!

Myspace by Malistar August 23, 2005

Myspace 

1. A place for people to express their "individuality" or lack thereof; a place to see how many "friends" or numbers you can get.

2. A site for emo kids to talk about how misunderstood they are and that they wish thier parents "got" them.

It is addictive.

Person A: Hey I saw you on myspace!

Person B: I saw you too! You only have 100002 friends though. Thats not very many. I have 1354354616516. *smirk*

Myspace by EvieRocksYourFace April 21, 2006

MySpace 

A large overly populated excuse for poplularity contests.
an excuse for people to whore themselves out and feel better about themselves by seeing how many people will be their friend. Although said people may have 60 friends on their myspace you can rest assure that they have never talked to or even met at least 30 of those "friends". Judging on how hot or scene you are they take one look at your profile pic and if you're not "hot enough" or "Scene enough" you can forget it!

<IM hot69> hey add me cuz i'm really hot!Add me to your friends list on myspace!
<hot scene kid> okay but are u scene?

MySpace by love is is suicide in it's slowest form 328 July 26, 2008