Muttonhead

(Adjective) Describing someone as stupid

"You muttonhead!"

by Photonbeam September 17, 2019

Muttongilbzilla

A dude or a dudette, usually overweight, who eats mutton (lamb) every day of the week without fail.

Gilbert is a muttongilbzilla

by velocirex November 27, 2019

Bow Wow Mutton

A Victorian slang term used to describe meat that tastes so bad that it could theoretically be from a dog, although it was usually meant in humour/sarcasm rather than a literal sense.

“Did you get any meat from the market?”
“Nah, the best they had was bow wow mutton.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

mutton chops

large sideburns, almost connecting at the chin, aka "lamb chops", or "muttons"

Damn! John Quincy Adams had some gnarly mutton chops!

by paulieD February 28, 2008

mutation

the key to our evolution

by semph June 21, 2003

mutton cunt

When a girl's vagina tastes a little funny. Sometimes the "mutton-esque" flavour comes on as the result of middle age.

When you eat out the snatch of an 18-year old girl, it tastes quite a bit like lamb chops.

But when you eat out some dirty old cougar, it tastes kinda wonky. A mutton cunt!

BAAAAAAA!

by Pollup January 14, 2008

Lady Muttons

Overgrown vaginal hair that resembles mutton chops growing down each inner thigh. Hair so thick it's overtaken the loins and without a trimming, is working its way towards the knees. The worst form of lady burns you will ever encounter.

Becky is so hot but she has the worst lady muttons I've ever seen. It's a wooly beast down there braaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017