Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

Marmitification

The Act of marinading oneself in a bath tub of marmite with the purpose of blackening oneself up in anticipation of a night out with the opposite sex who are attracted by a being with darker skin.

Jim - Hey bob you out tonight?

Bob - Nah boss, I'm going out tomorrow with Kelsey and the gang...!

Jim - You'll never pull them!

Bob - Yeah I've contemplated this and decided an evening of marmitification is the only option.

Jim - Worth a go...

by Its tricky May 18, 2011

Marmite Dog

The act of smearing Marmite on your balls, for your dog to lick off!

Guy 1: I had a Marmite Dog last night.

Guy 2: what the hell are you on about?

Guy 1: Yeah! I smeared Marmite on my bollocks while I was whacking off, then I got the dog to lick it all off!

by Nerofalco1 May 21, 2011

Marmite Kiss

To kiss an anus

She was so hot I had to give her a Marmite kiss

by Caps99 November 12, 2014

Mumitism

Discriminations against Mohammed Gulam Mumit of Alum Rock BRAP BRAP

Everyday someone is affected by mumitism... if that someone is mumit

by mohaski November 13, 2014

marmite line

The stain around a woman's bumhole. Name given from Josh Barard Congleton Cheshire
Cheshire @JoshuaBarard

Fuck me you should of seen this bird's marmite line last night when I went down on her!!

by JOSHB February 2, 2015

marmite hairs

Sticky sweaty and slightly shitty hairs that stick your arse cheeks together like Velcro.

You could hear the twang of marmite hairs releasing as Rob's fat hairy arse cheeks separated when he bent over.

by Shittydick March 4, 2015