murkin'

to beat someone with your awesome skills, to be awesome, to do extremely well on something

Dude 1: "Wow, you're really murkin' in this track meet"
Dude 2: "Thanks bro, i know."

by ClitCapper77 November 3, 2012

Murkin' Gerkin

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.

1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.

by Will R Fry December 20, 2008

Meat Mugging

to visually show your desire to covet ones penis

on that night I realized his desire, eyes focused on my bulge, his lip was snarled tightly grasp between his teeth and so I ran from Stevo the midnight meat mugging bandit never looking back. My dreams will always be hunted by what I can only describe as a shrill it reminds me of a pig crying

by Bucknackeds November 1, 2016

mean muggin

to look at someone (up & down) in a mean and intimidating way.

Damn, that nigga was straight mean muggin me like he was hard or some shit.

by BigSloMo May 9, 2006

mean muggin

the evil eye, lookin at someone hard

by jdub December 11, 2002

cotton-headed-ninny-muggins

a diss/insult in a funny, babyish way. It adds humer to any harsh fight and you may hear it coming from a whole range of different ages.

your such a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins! what is your problem

by stick it January 1, 2006

muggins

a stupid or ignorant person

(reference: the oxford english dictionary - yup, it's in there)

its what mug is short for

me: oi! muggins!
muggins: stop calling me that!

by A D August 28, 2007