Murder

A very funny prank to pull on your friends

I am going to murder you

by Randomrooster14 April 26, 2023

Murder

Murder is very ok with the law. All you have to do is not get caught. Also its sexier if you murder someone in bed👍

I'm going to murder you in bed.
Lets fuck so I can murder you.

by [e-mail] September 22, 2023

Murder

Is how you stop it.

Hym "Murder a kid, murder destiny and HIS kid. Get a list of names of the people who openly participate. Murder them all. Start with destiny and his kid. I'm absolutely serious about him being done. 6th condition. Get him the fuck out of here. Any means necessary. And then murder everyone on the list."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2024

Murder

I'm not making a moral argument either so whether or not it's 'wrong' is irrelevant. Now that I think about it, I'm essentially arguing the ethics of being Freddie Kreuger.

Hym "That isn't the argument shit-brain. The argument is that it's ethical to murder your kids. Freddie Krueger is unjustly killed under false pretenses. At the moment of his death, his choices are A. Die an unjust death and allow the people who killed you to get away with it or B. Become a dream spector and murder their kids. It is ethical to choose B. He ought to do it. Whether or not it's moral is irrelevant. Therefore, you deserve to have yours kids murdered for this. And ideally, they have been."

by Hym Iam March 18, 2024

Murder

A collective group of Dikes

Look at that miserable Murder over there hating on men but shopping for men shaped tools

by The_Piechamp December 26, 2024

Murder

I'll cheer it on all day. Fuck humanist.

Hym "EVEN MORE SO if you murder humanists. OR anyone who knows who I am. And it isn't my emotions. You are using sex crimes that did not occur to justify refusing to name be because it would elevate me while actual sex criminals are using me to elevate themselves. There is no neither option here. You lost to Trump because you are valueless pieces of shit. Their values are shit and they are shit. But YOU... Are also shit. I would never in a million years lower my self to cooperate with you and if you do not pay me for my contributions to society and leave me alone I will murder as many kids I can and kill myself. This is not a negotiation. There are an infinite number of configurations of words and there are exactly zero that will convince me to do otherwise."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

murder

funny

person 1: *murders person 2*
person 2 : *he's dead bro what did you think*

by mr.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 1, 2025