muffard

What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.

Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."

"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."

"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

by lolololololz October 30, 2008

smokey muffler

when you have a bad day on the toilet! Ten wipe-Two Flusher.

I ended up with a smokey muffler after the 6 pack of meximelts.

by Smokin Muffler January 14, 2006

shit-muffler

a device or appliance yet to be invented to 'muffle' the sound of your shit hitting the water and/or associated/simultaneous farting.

"i could have used a shit-muffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling"

by chrisee t August 8, 2012

oklahoma ass muffler

Wadded up toilet paper used to muffle the sound of explosive gas and diarrhea

The walls of my trailer are thin, so when I have company over I have to use an Oklahoma Ass Muffler to stifle my bowel movement

by SickRN February 2, 2017

Truck Muffler

An anal Whore, or someone who sleeps with random people and enjoys chodes.

I dumped my girlfriend when I found out she was just a Dirty Truck Muffler.

by Whalesdude November 7, 2007

muffgrinding

The act of rubbing vaginas against one another vigorously, with the intent of sexual stimulation to the point of orgasm.

The chicks in that porn flick engaged in some serious muffgrinding before the guy with the long shlong showed up.

by t-mano December 1, 2006

Muffed the Punt

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

by soccerfag September 28, 2009