Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017

Mudflap

An ugly broke loser.

Don’t hang out with him he’s a mudflap.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Mudflap

When a customer places a dollar bill between an exotic dancers heel and shoe, allowing the dollar to flap around like the mudflap on a truck.

“Why’d you put the dollar bill there?”
“The dollar in the g string act it good but overused so I gave her a mudflap”

by Jägertron March 2, 2023

Tahitian mudflap

When you put your cock in a girls ass and stuff your balls in her pussy

I gave your girlfriend a Tahitian mudflap last night now she won't quit calling me

by Leothelion0515 August 25, 2016

Milwuakee Mudflap

After 6 Arizona Sunrises at Sizzlers you bag a voluptuous heifer at closing time, then you take her for a ride in your clapped out PT cruiser and after 2 minutes of foreplay you proceed to shit on her flabby sloberknocker milk truck tits and she flails them out the window at a high rate of speed, producing a sound similar to a juicy ham strapped to a jackhammer slappin a slab of granite, which can result in a 3.7 magnitude shockwave on the richter scale.

"Fuck yeah bud, I managed to pull off 4 Milwuakee Mudflaps this week with some middle aged beefy bimbos"

by SirWorcestershire April 5, 2021

Mid-Missouri Mudflap

When a chick sucks your dick with a dip in. Preferably Timberwolf Wintergreen.

Man... so you know Regina??... Haha..she just gave me dome in the guys bathroom!

“Isn’t that the one who dips?”

Yeah! Andshe was still dipping while she was sucking my dick! Kinda tingled.

“Dude, she gave you a Mid-Missouri Mudflap!

by NachoCheezeYeh May 6, 2019

The Manitoba Mudflap

The dirty, scruffy unmaintained moustache which sits above your upper lip can be identified in the province of Manitoba from and can even be seen worn by some PipeLiners in British Columbia.

Look at the Manitoba Mudflap on that Unit!

by CamMac01 October 16, 2022